BON-BON SCOTT
#1980

Position: Jammer
Age: 24
Height: 5'-1"

Neither her parents nor the good lord christened her Bon-Bon Scott. It was fate, with a helping hand from the devil. The story of Bon-Bon begins in a drunken, seedy bar in Scotland. She was playing in an AC/DC tribute band called Highway to Hell when a barroom brawl, a bagpipe player, a broken bottle and an assault charge forced her to make a getaway out of the country.

The fugitive life led Bon-Bon to the outback of Australia, where she joined a circus and became a whip-wielding lion trainer. The whip was merely a prop, though: Bon-Bon bonded with her loving lion Angus -- even taught him to drink Jack Daniels and dance to AC/DC songs. In turn, the performing lion taught her to roller skate. Everything was wild and beautiful -- until animal rights zealots accused the beauty of corrupting the beast and shut down the show. Yet again, Bon-Bon was forced to flee.

This time, however, she landed on her skates and found a purpose in life: To become an internationally-wanted roller skating hellion whose mere presence on the track forces others, not her, to run and hide.

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